These have been gathered by me over a few years – some are mine, some are not; but I like them. I think they make great bumperstickers, buttons, bookmarks, etc.
Got more?
FAT SLOGANS
Thank you for deciding what’s good for me (not)
As Is
Fuck your fascist beauty standards
Beauty comes in all sizes
Fat and fit
Respect yourself
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Change how you see, not how I look
Change how you see, not how you look
If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner, no one will fit.
Don’t assume I’d rather be thin
Not a size 6 deal with it
If this was the 1500s I’d be a goddess
Scales are for fish not people
Fat isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature
Everything is beautiful – in its own weigh
Fattitude
I have fattitude and I know how to use it
I have fattitude and I’m not afraid to use it
I won’t worry about your small mind and you don’t worry about my large body
Fat and Sassy
Big! Bold! Beautiful!
Fat and All That
Livin Phat
Large and in charge
Don’t weigh your self esteem
Fat by nature, proud by choice
Staple papers, not stomachs
I’m not dying to lose weight
Judge my ability not my waistline
Born to be wide
Self esteem is not a dress size
My subcutaneous layer is thicker than yours
More SubQ than you
I love the goddess in me
Love the goddess in me
I have the body of a goddess
BMI – Brave Marvelous Individual
BMI – Broad-minded Individual
BMI – Big Magnificent Individual
I’m Fat – Deal with it
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it
Largely happy
Largely positive
Largely adipositive!
Worship me like the goddess I am
Full figure – full life
Enlighten up (with picture of fat Buddha)
Fight Fat Phobia
Just the weigh I am
Wide Pride
Bigger is better
Cutie with a booty
Fattilicious
Save it for someone who cares
I want to leave this world the way I came in – fat and screaming
Living Large
One size does not fit all
There’s lightning in these thunder thighs
Big Fat Mammas are back in style
It ain’t over ‘til I sing
Plenty to go around
I’ve never had a problem with my weight that wasn’t caused by someone else
Real men don’t suck it in
Real women don’t suck it in
I kicked Jenny Craig’s ass
Weight Watchers is a diet not a lifestyle
Body by the diet industry
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win (Gandhi)
Equal rights are not special rights
Insanity – doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result (No dieting)
Correlation does not equal causation (Bad Science – no cookie)
Keep your narrow mind away from my wide body
I love fat boys
I love fat girls
Fat University (FU)
Fatties United (FU)
Got badonkadonk?
When this fat lady sings, its just getting started
I’m not big boned – I’m fat
I’m not fluffy – I’m fat
Adipositivity
Buddha Belly
Uppity fatty
Team Fat
This is how I roll
Diet; lose, gain, repeat – stop the insanity
Who wants a six pack when you can have the keg
Thick chick
Over whose weight
Americans fatter than ever; Americans live longer than ever; Do the math
You act like you’ve never seen a fat person before
I’m not fat, I’m epic
I’m the belly of the ball
Fatties United! 
These are awesome. It’s a tough line to draw between sounding proud and sounding defensive, but there are a number of them here I’d love on a T-shirt or bumper sticker.
How about adding:
No, you’re not worried about my health. You’re just a bigot.
Excellent, excellent stuff!
Re “I’m not fat, I’m epic,” since you are fat (so am I), I suggest “I’m not just fat, I’m epic.”
I’m both fat AND epic.
I totally want a shirt that says ‘It’s not over until I sing.’
Terri’s got one! She got hers at Fat Guy Shirts, http://fatguyshirts.com/; the kind they’re showing on their home page is a bit different from hers.
Brill. I love the sweet simplicity of ‘Fight fat phobia.’
May I also suggest one I read on Fatty Pattie’s blog about two minutes ago: “Stigma doesn’t help anyone.”
When this fat lady sings, its just getting started
AWESOME.
I also continue to love “I’ve never had a problem with my weight that wasn’t caused by someone else“, because it continues to be completely true.
This is awesome! I wanted to make some new posters for my walls today, and some of these are going up.
This is fun to read, my one might be a bit out of date, but I’ve always liked ‘Phuck Physics’, for those who keep going on about how their probably wrong interpretation of ‘thermondynamics’ supports their fat-hating BS.
Heehee. I love the “Bad science – no cookie” 🙂 I like some of the shirts over at fatguyshirts too but shudder when I think of people wearing some of them with glaring grammatical errors that I’m pretty certain aren’t meant to be part of the shirt’s one-liner joke! 😉
I had a t-shirt once that read “Fuck your fascist beauty standards” in this girly cursive script and I finally stopped wearing it because I was tired of all the mean looks old people shot my way.
And I made up my own vegetarian version of Gandhi’s aphorism in an editorial I once wrote for the school paper. Here’s my version: “First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they get Mad Cow disease. Then you win.”
I love the “waist is a terrible thing to mind” one. Very clever.
These are all fantastic. 🙂 I especially love “Got Badonkadonk?” It’s so fun to say!
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